Not everybody had a great time this weekend.

We saw overturned kayaks (big thanks there to all those idiots who don’t pay any attention to how their wake affects other boaters), frat boys bailing out their swamped boat one beer cup at a time, and all manner of drunken idiocy on the water.

They say Boston Whalers can’t sink. And technically, that appeared to be true. But it wasn’t exactly going anywhere either.

It’s beautiful. I could go on about the time estimated for the project vs. actual time it took or the slavedriver’s cruel infliction of sleep deprivation or the fact that I am going to be dusting for days or any number of things. But I won’t…

Because it’s absolutely smashingly gorgeous. She looks exactly as she should.

Thank you, Craigslist! Such deals as these were never possible before you.