It’s nearly Opening Day in Seattle. The boats are lining up on the log boom near Husky Stadium.
Then some idiot in a “Sorry-About-Your-Penis” boat had to do a fast lap around KJ to check her out. Which is all well and good, hey, we love the compliment. But a huge half-circle at high speed? May I gently remind you to WATCH YOUR FRICKING WAKE!!??!??
And my drink tipped into my dinner (I was off doing a quick Pre-fall of the salon) and became raspberry-glazed.
Brock, being the gentleman that he is, traded me dinners. Still a lovely night out on the water…