A Pregnancy Side Note
There’s a reason pregnant women shouldn’t live alone. OK, there are probably many reasons, particularly when said female is carrying twins and lives on a boat.
But for tonight’s entry into the Top Ten list, we have (drum roll please…):
When you drop a can on your foot
and it gashes your toe wide open
and there’s blood everywhere,
guess what?
You can’t reach your foot to bandage it! I looked like a gigged frog as I flopped my ungainly body about the salon, attempting to find the best angle at which I might reach my poor wounded toe. I did, of course, manage eventually, cussing loudly and laughing at the whole episode at the same time.
Without getting blood on the carpet, even. I consider that a Win.